Don't you just feel sorry for the kind of person who writes articles like this http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/03/doggie.dining.ap/index.html for CNN? Can you imagine how he(for simplicity's sake, I'll just write he) feels? He probably went to some ( Read more... )

I believe it's approaching the time where I will need to stop and deconstruct the processes that have led to me forming the beliefs I've had.

So everybody sing.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... (rest of the lyrics below)

Also, uhh...

Shee-it.

W
HAT DOeS THAT EVEN MEAN?

AND OH GOD, NOW WHat Does THAT MEan?

Down at an English fair ( Read more... )

You know, we're all seriously fucked.

Richard Branson killed all of the other illumanti and is preparing to take over the world with the Armys of Virgin(s), a new Branson corporation.

White people are the best punchline EVAR!

I got accepted into the English Honors program. I'm a nerd. Hooray for me!

My first novel will be about my love-hate friendship with space aliens and America's Mexican overlords from the cuture, an alternate future in which everything is a hundred times cuter but also evil.

I think the secret to true happiness int he modern world is to not work.

EVER.

Is it odd that I'm really looking forward to January 4th so I can finally see my grades ( Read more... )