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[i_excel]

So I'm looking for Penn?

You can call me George. I'll be handling your afterlife from now on. I'm making my way through your file now, but as an extension of good faith, is there anything you'd like to tell me before I read it on paper?

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[puritanpenn]

I'm a vampire. I kill people. I'm proud of who I am, and don't want to change. That's pretty much it.

[i_excel]

Yeah, I saw the vampire part. This'll be interesting. You're the first non-graveling or reaper type undead I've ever had much contact with.

Penn doesn't really want to talk to George, but he's dealing.

[puritanpenn]

Graveling? Reaper? Do tell.

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[i_excel]

I'm a Grim Reaper. Gravelings just kind of come with the job.

I don't think vampires exist where I come from -- mainly because I was in the 'external influences' division, which includes people killing other people. I'd have met one by now.