Take the spam.... fry it up in a pan...

[i_feel_slippery]

Everyone gets it. Noone likes it. Some can be cooked and even still noone likes that either. It's spam. Not the salty treat in a can this time. The sort that is email. We all get them. Who dosen't want a new mortgage or a longer penis and my god, where are all these lesbian college co-eds at and why do they ALL have webcams and is the secret

Comments

[anonymous]

U are too funny! I love reading your journal, saves time from asking the inevitable (insert heavy sigh here) "What are u thinking/feeling?" Mwah! - Alicia

OMG FUCKING RIOT

[sandrushka]

Micah...you´re crazy. What a fucking riot?! WHO writes about spam, YOU DO! That was very funny. Thanks for the laughs over seas. I hate spam personally...but have no personal funnies about it. I think it´s really funny when I get IMs from girls that want me to see there webcam...but that´s because I´m a heterosexual female and have no interest in seeing some other girls breasts. I have my own, thank you. I like them enough. Whoa, over share. I´m in Spain...so you know. Okay...going now. I had two glasses of wine and now I´m posting about breasts. I digress. I´m going to eat dinner now. CIAO!