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[oneeyed_zeppo]

I was so bored. There was nothing on and the Slayer can sleep! I sighed, turned off the t.v. and left with my coat. Where should I go?...Dawn might be out of class by now. Plus, I needed to talk to someone about my feelings, but not Buffy. And if I hadn't of left I would've had to to explain why I was there because Buffy would wake up soon

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[one_of_the_kind]

School sucks. Big time. Everyone knows it and no one seems to do anything for it to change. Like blow up the school. Oh, wait, that happened somewhere. I know I heard on news, I wonder where it happened. The kids must be so happy now.

"Is Dawnie getting an A?"

I nearly jump when I hear Xander's voice behind me. I hate surprises. Believe me when you live with the possibility the person who surprises you might be a vampire or demon or your sister it is scary.

"Not so much. I have few 'A's in the humanitarian classes but I fucking suck at the exact classes. Who needs Math anyway?" I sigh and put my mark book in my bag. "Can we go and get ice-cream? I'm in a need for ice-cream."

[oneeyed_zeppo]

I nodded and walked her in the other direction. She started rambling on about her teacher until it hit me: "Uhh, where is ice cream?"

I laughed and stopped her. "I can't do it." Her face was blank. "I can't tell Buffy. I mean, I want to but what will she say? She clearly doesn't love me and hello, It's me! And I've decided to go gay. My almost wife died after I left her at the alter. When I was in high school I fell in love with an Incan Mummy girl and got kidnapped by a she mantis. My life with women is not stellar. Did I mention dating bitch queen from venus?"

I panted and stopped, waiting for an answer.

[one_of_the_kind]

"There's an ice cream cafe not far from here." I reply and start walking to the direction where the ice cream is. I need ice cream. My pretty, nice ice cream fix. I need it after one more bad grade in Math. I hate Math. Really.

Just as I'm about to open the door to the cafe, Xander stops me and looks at me seriously. "I can't do it." Huh? Can't do what? Eat ice cream? Everyone can eat ice cream! "I can't tell Buffy. I mean, I want to but what will she say? She clearly doesn't love me and hello, It's me! And I've decided to go gay. My almost wife died after I left her at the alter. When I was in high school I fell in love with an Incan Mummy girl and got kidnapped by a she mantis. My life with women is not stellar. Did I mention dating bitch queen from venus?" Oh

[oneeyed_zeppo]

I shook my head and sighed. "You know I'm kidding right?" I smiled as we walked in. There was a long line to the damn counter so we stood in silence. I didn't know what else to say.

"Okay, maybe I was only half kidding."