Meet The Parents

[i_got_5_meters]

The Riech of RISK has finally fallen! Vati finally lost a match of RISK. HA!

Birdie...you have no idea what the fuck you've just gotten yourself into. Expect him to come knocking on the door at some odd hour of the day carrying the game with him and demanding a rematch. Or he might just page you to the office during class or something. He's never

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[marcus_roma]

Oh watching Al go down in flames was perhaps one of my most fondest memories now. He can no longer gloat about being undefeated

[i_got_5_meters]

...Eddy-kins??? Was zur hölle? I'm not sure if I can admit to any family ties to you after that one. You're such a sap.

Ja, he did seem to have a good time, didn't he? I'm surprised you two didn't chase him off with the whole "proud parent blackmail" stuff. And I don't even know what the hell I did right to convince him to say yes and to keep my pasty ass around for this long, but he's still here, I'm still here and that's got to count for something, right?

And tell Kaiser he's a fucking cockblock. That damned dog got up on the bed and pushed me out of the way when I was trying to work my awesome magic and I ended up having to sleep on the other side of the stupid bed. Those dogs like Birdie way too much.

Hey, I had to get SOMETHING from Vati, right? Too bad I got his creepy ass maniac grin. It IS good for scaring the shit out of people though. Kesesesesesese...

[marcus_roma]

who did you think sent Kaiser in? I'm still your Vati-Marc. It's my job to insure the boy I changed DIAPERS on and potty-trained does not do adult type touching under my roof until I see wedding bands. (Or at least an engagement set of rings on fingers. what you do under your roof I have no say over...

Al was crying over his grown up babies. (and his losses) If you think I don't block Ludwig and Feli too, you have another thing coming.

[i_got_5_meters]

Does the plastic ring part of a Ring Pop count? I still have that and the paper plate kicking around from that boat trip.

BWAHAHAHAHA! Blocking bruder from getting his giant mits on Feli would be HILARIOUS! Now THAT is something I might end up teaming up with you on sometime.

[tino_suomi]

*face palm* They saw your bare ass! GILBERT! You do the entire relationship thing ASS-BACKWARDS! But then again I can't think of any better way for them to have met you. I knew they wouldn't be upset about Eduard being gay, I've been telling him forever now, and sure as sugar I bet the only thing is aiti moped about was the whole BABY thing. I'm really glad you guys got a chance to meet each other's parents. It's like it's all coming together really nice and I just feel really happy for you both. <3 What's wrong with me lately? Now I gotta go cuddle my dog to get this massive AAAAAAAAAAWWWW feeling out of my head.

And if your Isa shows up at an odd hour at our house I'll play, but I'll be terrified.

[berwaldsverige]

I won't be. I'm no slouch at RISK either. But Tell him DIPLOMACY is Risk by the 100th power of CHALLENGE and STRATEGY. I bet Eduard knows that one too. He's a game nerd. But just in case:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy_(game)
http://www.diplom.org/~diparch/god.htm

[tino_suomi]

... I'll play if you promise not to CONQUER me.

[i_got_5_meters]

Screw Germany! Prussia's on that map, little man! The great and mighty east is going to beat all y'all! (tries to do that sassy black woman finger snap/ head bob combo)

[tino_suomi]

Careful, I might just start asking YOU to make dinner some nights. Hohoho. Joking. (At least for now. If you start cooking like Franny you had better be willing to cook dinner some nights and SHARE that AWESOME food with us sometimes too. ;3 You'll make my meals look like poor-man's slop. <3 )

And I'd be more than happy to do the dishes. That way right afterwards you guys can just go relax somewhere and not have to worry about getting them done first.

[i_got_5_meters]

More chances to impress Birdie? Hell ja, you bet I'll do it. I'm surprised you'll let any of us guys back into the kitchen after what happened that one time with the frikadeller. Don't worry. I won't do that this time. If this is a success, ja, I'll make more food. Just wait until the beers I'm making are finished, I'll need people to test them.

Awesome. He needs a night like this. Maybe now he'll be more comfortable and be able to sleep an entire night. It's gotten better since that call from his parents, but I thought I was a part of the living fucking dead for a while because I wasn't getting any sleep either.

[tino_suomi]

Do it. But I know he'll be wicked impressed. TOTAL faith in you. When you're ready let me know. ;3

[i_got_5_meters]

Tomorrow then? Birdie's got one of those "run around in the woods and hit people with foam sticks" things going on, so it'll be the perfect time.