A substitute for grandbabies

[i_got_5_meters]

So you know how Birdie's parents accidentally saw me naked because they called right after Birdie and I got out of the shower and I had no fucking clue they were there? Well, ja. She said she was cool with everything and all, but  she still wouldn't stop going on about grandbabies. I don't know what she's thinking because the last time I checked

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[berwaldsverige]

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*watches video a dozen times*

Hana will certainly have a fun playmate at camp this summer. (My god the cute it burns) Nukka will perhaps get some nap time in or be ganged up on by youthful dogs half his size.

[i_got_5_meters]

Did I just witness that "me gusta" face your little Finn was talking about?

It should be illegal to be that damned cute. The gift definitely went over well. Nothing like mending bridges with cute puppies.

[berwaldsverige]

ja... good call.

and yes....

[i_got_5_meters]

She also said that after that I'd better be there with Birdie every time he goes home for a trip. I don't think there's any chance of ever being shunned from this family for any level of fuck up now.

[darth_eduard]

YOU GOT MY EMA A PUPPY?!?!?!?!?

I don't think you quite know what you've done here Gil. You'll never hear the end of it. She'll be expecting hugs all the time now, and she'll probably already have some sort of sickeningly corny pet name thought up for you. You have just opened up the floodgates.

And, jumal küll...if you got ME a pembroke welsh corgi puppy like that you would have to use industril strength solvent and a spatula to get me off of you.

[i_got_5_meters]

Who's to say that I would even WANT to pry you off of me? I like it when you're all over me like that.

I'm cool with it if she's all about me after this. I mean she IS your mutti after all and I'm going to be around for keeps, so I might as well get on her good side, ja? I'm a lot more crafty than people give me credit for, Birdie. I kind of thought this would be a good substitute for the grandbabies she keeps going on about.

When she called she kept saying that she didn't know why you were so worried about telling her about me sooner. Nobody can resist the power of my AWESOME, apparently.

[darth_eduard]

*sarcastic laugh* Obviously, Gilbert. The level of Awesome emanating from you is positively astounding. Right...

You've never had to "come out" to your family, have you? You clearly have no clue about the pressure that goes along with that. Your entire family is gay and your ema is an international supermodel, not to mention you're gorgeous enough to gain acceptance regardless of what happened. This is something completely foreign and out of left feild for my family. I guess that really says a lot for the charm you actually do have, Gil, because I had NO CLUE my ema and isa would react that well. They really do like you, though I do fear that my ema will be prying me for information of a more personal nature that I really don't feel like sharing with her.

I've never had a sex life to discuss with anyone, let alone my own ema. Talk about embarrassing. The family loves you though and that's what matters, I guess. Thanks for making this whole thing easier, Gil. You're too good to me.

[i_got_5_meters]

Ugh...my mutti grills me for details every time I'm shipped over to Berlin. I usually don't give a shit about telling people all about what I did (or now do to you and you alone), but for some reason when she asks it just feels weird. When you two meet, don't let her pressure you into telling her anything if you don't want to. I know he pale can be hard to say no to (Kesesesese...you didn't say no to me!) sometimes, but just use that "force" stuff you're always going on about.

And I'm not TOO GOOD to you, Birdie. You're fucking awesome (in more than one way! Kesesesese).

Was that the door opening? That means you just got home, ja? I'm in our room, so come on and give me some sugar, Birdie.