Mutti Dearest

[i_got_5_meters]

So I was thinking of having Gil's mother stop by the Island for a surprise visit and be waiting at the front door when the guys get home from vacation. That sort of unannounced appearance strikes me as something that is just so...her. No prior warning, no call, no asking permission...just swanning in like this group of near total strangers would be

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[berwaldsverige]

OMG....................................

YES!!!!!!!

And you know Eduard is a cutie, she's going to totally kidnap poor unsuspecting nerd, forbid Gilbert to come, get his hair cut and styled, (Frosted highlights!!!) demand contact lenses, dress him in some androgynous outfit made of twine and pleather or something and then bring him home stunned and feeling like a violated Ken (or Barbie, he;s not sure yet) Doll.

Berwald would be all like: O_O "I don't think that was a very Good Idea." (Say that in a thick Swedish Accent.)

If she dares try to attack the moose, he RUNS and tucks Tino under an arm, he's not leaving his gorgeous wife behind either to this woman... or HANA for that matter!

[tino_suomi]

Siguard tries to stay mute through the visit because it reminds him of his own fashion designer mother, and he can't stand that she's wearing Urd Thomassen sun glasses, granted, she couldn't have known, but jesus christ every little thing! She tries to Gurl-Talk him until he finally opens his mouth and startles her with MAN VOICE! Mads would talk nice with her, turn on his old hetero-charms. She'd probably love Mads' hair but suggest better products. XD

[berwaldsverige]

One of the things I like best about Siguard. He's woman pretty but TOTALLY baritone man voice. He speaks deeper than Mads does.

[tino_suomi]

Oh yeah, it startles people sometimes at first, they don't expect something that deep out of someone so fucking femininely GORGEOUS! And good god would Gil's mutti ruffle him, probably try to say things that are normally compliments, things about bone structure and pulling off next seasons trousers only for him to storm off, seemingly very rude. He's sick of hearing of next season's this and last season's that!