Back on the grid

[i_got_5_meters]

So we're finally back in cell range after spending the last who the hell knows how long out in the middle of buttfuck arctic circle nowhere in...I think, Sweden. It was pretty damn cool building stuff and sleeping in huts...and we got to kill our own food too! One of the meals almost took Birdie down with it, but he went completely badass and put

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[viva_la_francis]

Call Antonio! I have eight tickets for Cannes. Get your day-glo ass on a plane with your lover and bring another couple if you like. I'd have two left over tickets.

Our Trio plus our bits of lovelies plus two at Mama's Chateau in three days. Spend a Week in Cannes. Beautiful people as far as the eye can see! and a few good movies to snog in.

BRING A TUX or rent one! This is CANNES remember. Dress that German ass to the nines.

[tomatesespanol]

GILBERT!!! Mi hermano! It has been far too long!

I hear there have been a lot of changes for you lately, no? Give me all of the spicy details. You always were more loco than the rest of us, but I think this will be good for you. Your padres did not tell me much before Lovi and I left for Barcelona, but I heard about you finding the joys of "one at a time" from Francis.

OH!! Francis beat me to telling you, but you really should come to Cannes with us! You need to bring this little nerd of yours with you too. I hear he is not bad on the eyes and I would like to see if he is right.

I miss you two! This is going to be great! You might have some colour now, mi hermano, but you will never be as golden brown and delicioso as me!!

[i_got_5_meters]

TONY?!?!?! Heilige scheiße! Where the hell has your sweet brown arsch been all this time?

Ja, a lot HAS changed over the last couple months. I don't know how much Franny told you, but life is FUCKING GREAT. It's been awesome ever since crashing the gay viking valentine's boat party thing. Birdie puts up with my white ass and he even wipe's the floor with my vati at RISK. How awesome is that?! He's not just easy on the eyes, he's a metric fuckton of HOT.

Do you even need to ask? Of course we're coming to Cannes!! I haven't been to France since new years and there's no way in hell I'm going to miss a chance to rock out with you guys again. We won't be in Paris, so I hopefully won't be getting chased around by the clergy this time.

I think we could probably convince Birdie's almost-cousin and her lanky Finnländer to come along. Count us in! Are we staying at THAT chateau again, Franny?