Where Spiders Come to Die, and Mind Wanderings

[i_got_one]

It's easy to fall back into the old routine when you get back to school. Shake out clothing before you put it on, don't close the door behind you unless you mean it (they lock), double check to make sure the alarm is set for the right time, and so on. I've been here two days and it already seems like winter break was in a different lifetime

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[anonymous]

Stalin, voted number two Russian hero of all time! (TRUE fact.)

Also, LOVE the Valentines card.

-Carl

PS- For good measure, some selections from my margins:

(All the quotes in this block are from one glorious "Michael")
"The government controls the internets."
"If you think about it, all of Asia's really weird. I mean... have you guys ever heard of ping pong?"
(On a tshirt and child labor): "If it was just shipped from China, and some kid was paid five cents an hour to make it, and he's 12, I don't know... I'd probably just let it shrink and then... iron it."
"I have a comment about armistice day. There's this woman who is an Iraqi. I mean, she just came back from Iraq. And she... her legs. I mean, she has prosthetic legs. And they're encouraging her to run for Senate. Which is great! Cause she's young. And beautiful too! ...I just thought that was great."

Xenophobia is fear of ALIENS. Also I'm black and gay. <-- Walking hate crime.
Dude... Norway is... cold.
<-- Phallic symbol

[thunderbird127]

I think all Logic professors are required to dress casual. I mean, you're already having to teach logic to a bunch of 20 year olds, so a suit just cheapens the experience.

[pickpocketsmile]

Does the International Brotherhood of Drunk Drivers give their members identifying cards to stick in their wallets?

[mikokit]

...Is that a suggestion for Mushroom Kingdom fanfic, or a musical?

[i_got_one]

The former. I conceived of it as a graphic novel, actually, with a sort of modern, gritty style overlayed onto a Mario-esque plot, but that would require artistic ability.

[illicitlearning]

valentine's day card idea thief!