video post

[i_h8_earth]

[the screen turns on and a very disgruntled little alien is standing in front of it. He clears his throat and pauses for a moment before speaking into the camera

Comments

[lil_lieutenant]

You need some scissors to cut it silly!

[i_h8_earth]

CUT IT?
Does this not cause pain?

[lil_lieutenant]

Nope. It only hurts if you cut yourself!

[i_h8_earth]

But this hair, it is attached to Zim, it IS himself, myself!

[massive_ego]

You can't make it stop growing. You have to cut it.

[aero_dienamic]

You're misspelling human, fool.

You'll find that humans cut it when they are displeased with the length.