Voice

[i_h8_earth]

Zim wants to know, what is this thing you hoomans call Fan Fiction?
I am both frightened and intrigued by this thing. What does it do? What is it's purpose? What is this Yaow-weee?

(a long pause of silence and then I shriek as the sound cuts out)

Comments

[mellysandshrew]

MAN I HEAR YA Invader Zim slash is probably the weirdest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen some weird stuff.

[i_h8_earth]

This is truly Disgusting. The person responsible for such slander will meet a gruesome end by Zim's MIGHTY FIST!

[kitsoru]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HOW'S THAT DIB-LUVVIN GOING FOR YA? :D

wait til you find the Tallest slash :|

[i_h8_earth]

I DO NOT love Dib stink.
I will KILL YOU.

[kitsoru]

THAT'S NOT WUT I HERD.

I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE

EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE BOLOGNA :D

[i_h8_earth]

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BOLOGNA?!?!?

[overmanzs1]

Ah... a breakdown of fanfiction dear alien friend:

If you're straight; you're now gay.

If you have a rival or hate someone; you now want to have constant sex with them.

If you're female, you're prone to being molested by a Billy Joe. Males get a Mary Sue.

If you have a brother or twin; you want to have sex with them

If you're gay; you're now GAYER

You're officially 10x more attractive than you've ever been.

Have fun with that.

[i_h8_earth]

Yes, the inventor of this Fan Fiction will PAY GREATLY.
What ludicrous logic!

[goldenpathredux]

You seem...tense. Perhaps you should get in touch with your...feminine side?

[i_h8_earth]

...
THAT IS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR MY SUPERIOR SPECIES!