RAGE

[i_hate_crawly]

I'M OUTRAGED. I'M ANGRY. I'M SICK TO ME STOMACH. I'M BLEEDIN' PISSED OFF. I'M CERTAINLY NOT 'AVING LUSTFUL THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT ANGEL SHAGGING BASTARD.

WOT SORT OF ANGEL LOVIN' SICKO WRITES STUFF LIKE THIS(Dreya says that I should point out to anybody wot is finking of clicking that link above that it contains dead disturbing content an' is not for

Comments

[bipolar_uriel]

Actually, I think it is kind of amusing. Not a great piece of art, of course, as Mictain has next to no writing skills, but definitely better than your "stories".

*smile* Would you like to disagree with me? I might remind you, even my child could destroy you a thousand times over, and they've not even been born yet..

[i_hate_crawly]

B... but, he doesn't even 'ave any authors notes in it or nuffin' an' he couldn't even bother to be creative with 'is spelling.

*Suddenly hit that yes indeed Uriel could indeed unmake him*

Oh bleedin' 'eaven.

*Then hits that Uriel is in fact now a 'she' rather than a 'he' and a pregnant 'she' at that*

Oh bleedin' 'eaven. I go away for a couple of bleedin' months an....

Oh shit.... whose been feedin' Sugarplum?

[bipolar_uriel]

Oh, have no worry. After all, you never were exactly up to date about everything that happens around here.

Feeding Sugarplum? Ellie, I suppose. After all, I cannot get anywhere near Sugarplum with my unhealthy marshmallows, as you have so cleverly locked her away.

[chelonianmobile]

Aww, come on. It can't be that bad. *pats Ligur's back, dodges claws, clicks link*

Oh My God Satan.

... You'd think that, since I have in my websurfing encountered various bizarre things including but not limited to bad furry porn, stupid mpreg fic (did Dreya tell you about "Subjugation"? If she didn't, even you probably don't want to know) and someone somehow managing to write porn for the game Tetris (yes, the thing with the rows of little coloured blocks) I would be totally unshockable by now. I'm not. I still think that was really, really weird and wonderfully, hysterically funny.

[i_hate_crawly]

Well, Dreya 'as told me about this 'Subjugation' thingie, and I reckon that there is some fings wot even dead 'ard Dukes of Hell would shudder at the sight of. When she told me about the bit with breastfeeding Snape I almost threw up my virgins blood cocktail.

Reckon that Dagon would be into that Tetris porn fing though. He's the sort wot would get off on rectangular blocks 'aving lustful relations with other rectangular blocks.