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i_hate_it_here

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Jun 20, 2005 20:36

Oh boy. I love you England. I love you BBC.

HEY EVERYBODY!! CHECK IT OUT, TOM CRUISE GETTING SQUIRTED IN THE FACE DURING AN INTERVIEW! YEAH!

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zappafloozie June 21 2005, 08:09:42 UTC

Did you happen to see any video of it? HI-fuckin-LARIOUS! He's all petulant and whiney..."Why would you do that?! Why would you do that?! Why...Why?! You think you're better than me? You think you're better than me? You're a jerk! You're a jerk! Don't run away!" and all of his sycophants are running up and mopping his face with a towel all honored-ly and he's practically jumping up and down like an oompa loompa having a temper tantrum. They showed it about a billion times on the news last night and had all these psychologists analyzing his reaction and body language and stuff and concluding that he's a spoiled, self-absorbed, arrogant dickhead who has tantrums when things don't go his way. Which, I mean, DUH. Even though that's probably a bit sensationalistic. But FUNNY! Oh my word yes!

i_hate_it_here June 21 2005, 13:32:17 UTC

Actually, if you click on that link, the article has a link to the video footage on there. Very entertaining stuff.

meeshaphrenic June 21 2005, 12:15:41 UTC

ROFLMAO

psykoboy2 June 21 2005, 14:19:36 UTC

I think it's fake. Or well...it's a setup.

zappafloozie June 22 2005, 07:41:46 UTC

It was an actor from a Channel 4 UK comedy show posing as a reporter with a microphone squirt gun.

psykoboy2 June 22 2005, 11:45:11 UTC

Now, I mean, publicity stunt. "Dude, Tom Cruise's people called and wanted us to help out with something for them - it's gonna be great, cause we get to squirt him in the face and he totally won't get mad or anything. Just talk to us very sternly and be done with it."

Course, my logic probably fails the moment he's arrested and hauled off.

zappafloozie June 22 2005, 11:59:11 UTC

Good point! Like, it totally wouldn't surprise me either. Like that whole creepy Katie Holmes thing. Ew! He's such a weasly little dicknose little EW!