Peter Jennings is dead. Not sure if I should be happy or indifferent. Sorry Pete, don't think that I remember you enough to hate you.

It's not often that I give praise to anything. But on August 4th, 2005 I was given just the reason I needed. This entry is a review of my personal highlights of Ozzfest 2005 ( Read more... )

Ozzfest 2005 is in two days.

Iron Maiden
In Flames
Black Sabbath
Zakk Wylde
Mastodon

Need I say more?

And for those of you who will not be attending, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

\m/ (Oo) \m/

Why? Why is it that I'm suddenly responsible for everyone else's fucking mistakes ( Read more... )

There are many inconveniences in life. Getting a flat tire, being attacked by bears, being shit on by a flock of sparrows, and finding out that your building is about to be hit by a plane full of Muslim crusaders. But none can compare to the travesty that is teen pregnancy. It spreads like the black plague. Destroying civilizations that stand in it ( Read more... )

Why can't Bam Margera just disappear off the face of the planet? I don't care how, I just want him gone. I've had just about enough Right Guard and Viva La Bam to last the extent of my eternal sentence in Hell. What the hell is so great about Bam anyways? The same goes for Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and anyone else who likes to staple their ball sack ( Read more... )

Git R' Done ( Read more... )

So I tried watching Anchorman today. I have to say that I was severely unimpressed. Don't get me wrong, Will Ferrel is hilarious. But it's a bit difficult to enjoy a comedy movie when you've already heard every single semi-comical line. That's also not counting the fact that there were only two parts that they DIDN'T show you in the previews. ( Read more... )

Einstein is the father of atomic energy, Elvis is the credited father of rock and roll, and R. Kelly is the bastard father of the WORST "song" in the entire history of bad songs EVER!! "Trapped in the Closet" is shit straight from the dogs ass. It's a suicide-provokingly bad narrative about R. Kelly cheating on his wife and then being trapped in ( Read more... )

This entry is especially for all of you lovely "anonymous" posters. HEY LOOK! It's your own very special entry where you can complain about me all you want, and nobody will EVER bother you. I promise. So go ahead, enjoy yourselves.