Dude! Did you see what Britney Spears just did!!! OMFG!! She walked into a public bathroom with NO SHOES!!! Like, Oh My God!! This doesn't affect me at all ( Read more... )

"Dude! You have to check out my new Honda Civic! I put chrome spinners on it, flame decals, and loaded it with NOS ( Read more... )

Do you have a problem with anything I've said? If so, here is my official response ( Read more... )

So apparently there is this movie called the Longest Yard. The premise of the movie is: Adam Sandler is a big football star and gets sent to prison. In prison he is told to create a team of inmates to play football against the prison guards. The premise alone isn't worth half the value of the ticket price, but seriously, how much more unoriginal ( Read more... )

I used to be pro-choice, but a little angel from Munger changed that not too long ago. You see, killing unborn babies is wrong. We wait until they start to grow up, and then if they turn out to be a racist, hypocritical redneck, then we should kill them. Yes Matt, I am talking about you. We don't even have to make it a nice kill either. We could ( Read more... )

Ever so often one has to ask themselves, how much Mario is too much Mario? Well the answer is simple. There is too much of ANYTHING when literally every sport, hobby, and leisurley pastime has been parodied in the form of a fat plumber in blue overalls. The Super Mario franchise has engulfed nearly every aspect of human life. The only thing that ( Read more... )

Have you ever felt like ending your own life? Well, I personally haven't but some people will try to find anything that would give them cause to kill themselves ( Read more... )

"hows a 12 gauge sound up ur ass so far it will be comin out ur mouth i'll shoot ur stupid ass family wit it up ur ass then i'll shoot u FUKHEAD WORSHIP THE FLAG U STUPID FAG BIG BENN ( Read more... )

Well Matt, since you love commenting so much, I decided to make an entry just for you. Congratulations you've earned the "I have no life so I'm going to fight a lost cause on the internet" award. You should feel very proud of yourself. Well, heres to you buddy. Comment as much as you please.

DONT TRY TO TELL ME IM DUMB EITHER FUKER IM PROLLY SMARTER THEN UR YUPPY ASS I DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW BOOK SMART U ARE THAT DONT MEAN SHIT TO ME U NEED STREET SMARTS TO MAKE IT IN LIFE FUCK HEAD AND U NEED TO BACK UR FUCKIN MOUTH UP WHEN U LIKE TO TAK SHIT TO PEOPLE ASS HOLIO ( Read more... )