yeah. whoopdeefuckin doo. I get to go to massachusetts to see my fucking FAMILY. yeah. I'm fucking lucky. huh? yeah well fuck. think of it like this ( Read more... )

yeah, bitches. you motherfuckers don't have SHIT on me. fuck that

I just realized, (no joke) my life sucks, get this: FAR WORSE, than ANY SINGLE ONE OF YOURS' life. I fucking guarantee. Don't believe me? Just ask. Tell me ONE thing (in private or public) in your life, that YOU think is worse than my life, and I will guarantee at LEAST ONE thing in my life sucks FAR worse than it. In this, I might add that I ( Read more... )

fuck life. all you people who PRETEND to be friends with me can go to fucking hell. fuck you

I wanna get into a fucking fight! maybe I'll find some bone to pick at alexs concert! this friday whooooooo!!! yeah seans birthday bash, hey it's seans birthday today! HEY and it's also mikes birthday! even though neither of them read this well maybe sean does but fuck! butt fuck! shit! shit fuck! damn! damned fucking shit fuckers!! anyways, rawr! ( Read more... )

I CAN FUCKING LICK MY ELBOW.
NO JOKE. IF YOU REALLY WANTA SEE YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH ME :P BUT TO THOSE ASPIRING ELBOW LICKERS, IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE AS THOSE GAY EMAILS SAY HA! HAHA! HAHAHA! VICTORIOUS!

alright. so last night. boring as all fucking hell. I did NOTHING entertaining with ANY ONE of my friends. :( all we did was parker picked me up (god damn it. I hate it soooo much when he does that) and get jeff jenn and then we went to matts. matt is the new kid, and we need to haze him to get him used to our society here in arizona. anyways. we ( Read more... )

another lowsy FUCKING DAY at school. all my teachers suck. and they don't even know how to teach. oh, and again, MY ALARM CLOCK god fucking damnit. how I want to suck the fucking life out of the alarm clock like a small sucking a lollipop. god, I hate kids who suck lolli pops. I'm gonna kill someone some day. I fucking swear to god. I will KILL ( Read more... )

so I went to hang out with parker today. jeff was there. all we did was fucking play supersmash brothers melee. I guess they both thought it was FUN. it fucking sucked. so later on we went to dairy queen? oh yeah. real fucking fun. anyways. after that we met up with garrett and jenn and went to the park and swung on the swings in the rain and shit ( Read more... )

BloodOfTheCeltic: another funny field trip story ( Read more... )