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I don't think I'll be writing in this thing much anymore. That's probably a lie, but it's what I currently foresee happening. However, tonight I am bored and stuck in my house soooo....
I just got back from Pennsylvania a couple of days ago. It was crazy as I expected it would be, but it was a nice vacation from the hell that my life has become. Yeah ok that was overly dramatic, but my entire family is going insane and they are taking me with them and it's not fun. Anyway Kylie got big and I think I'm even more in love with her if that's possible
We went to this bar that only charged $1 for draft beer which was really exciting. We practically took over the bar and everyone was just watching us like we were some sort of movie.
On the way back from the bar Mike took Jen and me off roading which apparently is really dangerous when it's dark and icy out, but it was fun! When we got back Chris was sleeping since he had work the next day and Kylie was sleeping because she's 2, but that didn't keep everyone from being loud and obnoxious. We are the worst guests, but Chris and Jamie actually didn't mind at all. At one point Duggan started spraying whipped cream in my mouth and this escalated to a full out whipped cream fight
We are such assholes.
So I haven't hung out with this guy
in awhile since I've been "busy with school", but it's really because I like Patrick against my better judgment and I have been spending a lot of time with him. Anyway Harry has been wanting to hang out and I don't really know how I currently feel about him. I told him that I'd stop by the bar last night which I did. He looked extremely excited to see me which I guess redeemed him a little, but then he called me and Diane "double trouble" which was kind of corny/ kind of accurate. We sat on one of the couches in the back because the bar was crowded and there were no seats nearby and I could tell he was a little confused or something, but I'm sorry I'm not going to stand at the bar just so I can talk to him. So then Diane goes to the bar to get our first round of drinks and Harry was talking to some guy sitting at the bar and Diane said as soon as she walked up to them they stopped talking and then the guy and the owner started to talk in Spanish. I guess they assumed that Diane couldn't understand them, but she grew up in a Spanish neighborhood so of course she can understand a few things here and there. She said that they were talking fast, but she did here them say, "No she's the girl sitting in the corner." Yeah that would be me. So of course I wasn't surprised when everybody sitting at the bar was staring at me when I went up to get our second round of drinks.
Eventually we sat at the bar and this girl started talking to me and she was really nice or so I thought. Meanwhile Diane was causing trouble and whispering things to Harry like "Should Lauren go home with me or you?" which should be up to me, not them. Anyway this girl I was talking to saw them talking and told Diane that she should go for it because he's hot and they look great together. She goes on and on about how she can just tell when 2 people are good together blah blah and Diane and I just keep on laughing at her. So then Diane tells her that she has a boyfriend and the girl asks if I do and I said no and she said WELL I GUESS HE COULD SETTLE FOR YOU. And then she says Oh I just mean that some people are just better together, but I just stopped listening to her because I kind of felt like punching her. So then Diane I guess tries to make me feel better and calls Harry over and asks him if he would describe me as beautiful or gorgeous and his response was soo cheesy that I couldn't even look at him while he was saying it. I believe he began by saying that simple words couldn't possibly describe my beauty and that Plato said it best when he said that the eyes are the windows to the soul.
Diane told me this morning that I got ridiculously drunk, but I don't remember being that bad. She said that Harry opened a whole new bottle of Absolut just for us and he was making the drinks ridiculously strong and these guys we were talking to were even making fun of how drunk I was. All I remember was that the one guy was making fun of me because I'm from Queens (oh how original) and the other guy was nice and he was asking about my hair because he said it was awesome and then I started telling him all about this ring I made and he pretended to be interested. Then they started taking pictures of us and I'm not sure why, but I look horrible and drunk in all of them. Believe it or not this is the best one
and I like this picture of Diane for some reason
So we waited for Harry to get off work and he got us a cab and dropped Diane off at her apartment. I guess this was all arranged earlier with Diane. The night got kind of interesting/weird after that, but that's not a story I will share here and trust me it's not what you think!
So I get home this morning at like 9 AM and I was still pretty drunk and ridiculously tired and my grandma's aide was there and my mom told her that I just got home from work because she didn't want her to think that I was out drinking all night and just getting home. I wish I could have stayed in the city and slept, but my grandma had dialysis and that's my favorite place to go when I'm hungover. Fun Fun. Well tomorrow is New Year's Eve so last night was just a warm up.