why are there only she-males? why arent there any he-females??? Im sick of lesbians not pulling their weight!

I had really weird dreams last night. in some parts i was watching porn movies being filmed and then i went to shop for coloured paper with Phaedra

?????

It was funny tho, lol and i was pissed off when my alarm woke me up

Tom

Was just reading through my old journal postings. Shit, i used to be funnny! Now ive been turned into a miserable cunt who makes jokes about taxes and staplers ( Read more... )

Didnt go out on the piss wit Ian cos he didnt want to get drunk. so me and ben went to see Monster which was just fuckng unbelievable. Charlize Theron was amazing, ive never seen anyone act better ever. It was one of those films that really make you think ( Read more... )

I reckon ill get pissed tomorrow, but only if Ian is going. I wanna get pissed with Ian. It sucks that i cant make a move on him now that hes going out with Lynn. not that i like him or anything, its just that he offered to score me before and i said no and i kinda want to just so its over and done with cos itll happen soon enough ( Read more... )

Im meant to be studying tonight but i dont feel like it so study can go wank a panda. So i read some other peoples online journals including that really hot Pete guy. then i looked at porn for 3 hours and me and ben chatted about porn.

I think ben had a fiddle cos he didnt say anything for 10 mins. lol, ben certainly likes to have a fiddle hahaTom

We had our Art practical today and Robbie kept on singing "turn around" by that stupid dance music cunt and i sang mmmBop to get back at him and now i have them both in my head.

Its worse than death :(

Tom

Wow, well where do i start? I havent posted in around 6 months. Ooops ( Read more... )

YAY ME! I got the main part in Cabaret as the Master Of Ceremonies!!! Im so happy cos I love the part SO much and Alan Cumming is my hero.

Tom

Yesterday, me ben and gavin went to see Freddy vs Jason. It has to be the worst movie on the history of the planet. but it wasnt boring bad like Orange County which was just plain dire, it was funny bad. there was one really funny bit when the main character was trying to get her dad to prove that he hadnt killed her mum. so shes like "do u have an ( Read more... )