1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: It's just that I have this feeling that somehow the silver-footed daughter of the Old Man of the Sea may have won you over. Homer's "The Iliad
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She's with megawains_sashSeptember 15 2004, 17:12:25 UTC
Well, now, looks like that makes two of us with the summer wedding plans. Would you like to know why you didn't marry Michelle Branch? It's because the summer before this one you ran off with my subconscious bride-to-be. To make my revenge, I entered your subconscious and showed up on the back porch of the cartoon farm one day with a dozen roses and a guitar. While you were napping, I was serenading Ms. Branch in the moonlight. I told her that she couldn't marry you because I was in love with her and just couldn't imagine living without her. She jumped into my Dodge Shadow and we drove off into the distance - never to be seen in your dreams again.
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See you Space Cowboy...
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It's because the summer before this one you ran off with my subconscious bride-to-be. To make my revenge, I entered your subconscious and showed up on the back porch of the cartoon farm one day with a dozen roses and a guitar. While you were napping, I was serenading Ms. Branch in the moonlight. I told her that she couldn't marry you because I was in love with her and just couldn't imagine living without her. She jumped into my Dodge Shadow and we drove off into the distance - never to be seen in your dreams again.
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