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i_heart_carrots

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Apr 18, 2004 21:04

ooo yea i was walkin down tha street b4 and i saw dis totally hott body cummin towards me and i was all damn dat shit is fyne! oh yea oh yea and i was like nice 2 meet u, u hot peice of ass wanna get wit dis rite hurr n she was like no im str8 and i have a bf and i was like ohhhh but i need u bad baby come get sum o dis im so hot and i like to ( Read more... )

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HEY! anonymous May 7 2004, 21:40:04 UTC

Cassie you don't know me, yeah this is Heather, and I don't talk like that. So Cassie just grow up and knock it off. And no one would ever stick carrots up their ass sept maybe you. Everyone knows that I use Zucchini. God get things right! Biotch, u jus gellos o me n ma sexxxxi bodi.

Re: HEY! i_heart_carrots May 9 2004, 03:25:12 UTC

you know, you're so right. you totally do use zucchini because your asshole is the size of a large man's head, apparently.

as to this being heather, i already know you aren't. one, she didn't know about the whole "zucchini" thing. and two, because she wouldn't say she uses zucchini.

i don't stick carrots up my ass. and i'm not going to come up with some crude comment that you do, because that's really.. 5 year old-ish.

i love your sense of humor. you really amused me, and thank you. you are the winner of the funniest comment award. you will receive an application to fill out in about 2-3 weeks. please send 50 dollars, in cash, to the return address on the envelope, along with the completed application. then you may or may not get your reward.

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have a pleasureable day.