So I've decided that Kermit the Frog is a fucking liar. Multiple times (most recently on a hybrid car commercial), the amphibian has been quoted as saying "it ain't easy being green
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You should, at the very least, revoke all secretarial priveleges- that is just unacceptable. You didn't miss toooo much, though, James Luna wasn't bad, but it was no Japanese horror/Hello Kitty cabaret (Australian underground theater, rock).
p.s. If I was a dinosaur, I think I would probably be that bitchen one with the club tail. They're all mellow and eating trees one minute--> then the next they've killed a fucking t-rex with their awesome tail of death (!)
I fucking love everything that just happened here.
Personally (and this is important, because everything is about me), I think that if I were green, I never would've broken that cell phone with my ass. Or run over that other one. Or maybe I still would've, but then people would have bought me a new one. Because hello, when a lime green pollyanna-ish girl gets all, "bitch please," people listen!
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TYRANOSAURUS HEIDI!!! ROAR!!!
sorry I didn't call you back in time for the thing. bad news: decinces didn't give me the message. good news: I might be getting rid of him.
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If I was a dinosaur, I think I would probably be that bitchen one with the club tail. They're all mellow and eating trees one minute--> then the next they've killed a fucking t-rex with their awesome tail of death (!)
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Personally (and this is important, because everything is about me), I think that if I were green, I never would've broken that cell phone with my ass. Or run over that other one. Or maybe I still would've, but then people would have bought me a new one. Because hello, when a lime green pollyanna-ish girl gets all, "bitch please," people listen!
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