Coffee-EunHae
Title: Coffee
Pairing: EunHae
Length: One Shot
Rating: G
Warnings: Fail. Taking revenge on Maknae in the end.
Summary: Only EunHae could come up with a coffee drinking contest and take it seriously.
A/N: Part of the 100 SuJu fanfictions. Enjoy.^^
EunHyuk doesn’t know why a stupid argument turned into a contest. An argument over types of fish with DongHae turned into an agrument about coffee. An argument about coffe turned into a contest to see who could drink more coffee.
He feels stupid for even trying to take DongHae on with this stupid contest. All he knows is that whoever has the bigger bladder or the most tolerance for caffeine wins.
The smell of coffee fills the kitchen of the eleventh dorm and it’s delicious. It never tastes as good as it smells, unless it’s from Starbucks.
“You ready for this?” DongHae asks as he pours the hot liquid into two cups.
“I’m not sure.” EunHyuk thinks that death by coffee is a horrible way to go.
“Paaansy.”
“Shut up! I hope you burn your fingers!”
“HyukJae, you’re so mean.” DongHae feigns hurt and sits across the table from EunHyuk and pushes the cup towards him.
“I smell coffee.”
“KyuHyun!!” DongHae says. “You ARE alive!”
“Well,duh..You saw me yesterday. Why do you guys have coffee?”
“It’s stupi-”
“You guys are getting old..you need your energy right?” KyuHyun asks.
“We have plenty of energy..”
“It’s a coffee drinking contest.”
“Yeah..You guys are just...Fail.” KyuHyun leaves the kitchen and goes back to the living room.
“Not as bad as YeSung!” DongHae yells.
“Do you have to yell? He’s right in the living room,” EunHyuk scolds and plays with the cup.
“You nervous?” DongHae smirks and takes a sip of the coffee.
“No.”
“Do you want sugar or creamer?”
“It’s safer that way..”
They put a good amount of sugar and creamer in the coffee and begin the contest. And it gets repititive. Until-
“I have to go to the bathroom..” DongHae pushes the cup away.
“Yeah,me too.” EunHyuk pushes his cup away also and stands up.
“I feel sick.Too much.” DongHae goes towards the sink.
“NO! Everyone in this dorm will kill you! Go to the bathroom!” EunHyuk pushes DongHae away.
“But this is closer..”
“NO!”
They race to the bathroom only to find it’s locked. KyuHyun isn’t in the living room anymore.
“Cho KyuHyun! If you do not get out of the bathroom-”
“What are you gonna do to me hyung?!” KyuHyun asks from inside the bathroom.
“Feed you to HeeChul! That’s what!!” EunHyuk threatens.
“I’m so scared!”
“Kyu, DongHae is sick! Let him in!”
“That’s what you get for having this stupid contest!!”
“Kyu,please?” DongHae asks with the most heartbreaking voice.
“NO!”
“Fine. Hae, you go upstairs to your dorm.” EunHyuk pushes DongHae away from the bathroom door.
“But-”
“Just go. “
DongHae goes upstairs and EunHyuk tries to get the maknae out of the bathroom. He uses all sorts of bribery and nothing will satisify the stubborn maknae.
“What’s going on?” YeSung asks.
“Stubborn maknae and I have to go to the bathroom!” EunHyuk points to the door and is on the verge of tears.
“This is all YOUR fault!!” KyuHyun says.
“KYUHYUN!!”
“No!”
“Hyung is begging you! I’ll do anything you want!”
“No.”
“YAH! CHO KYUHYUN!!’
“LEE HYUKJAE!”
“You guys are loud,” RyeoWook says. “Hyung,just go upstairs to the twelfth floor.”
EunHyuk runs out of the dorm and up the stairs and bursts into the twelfth floor dorm.
“Bathroom! Bathroom!”
“It’s open,” EeTeuk says. Then he gives his dongsaeng a strange look and watches him run to the bathroom. When he comes out of the bathroom after he’s done, he sees a DongHae laying on the couch.
“Hey..DongHae.You awake?” EunHyuk bends downs and pokes his best friend.
“Yah. What was that for?” DongHae asks.
“Haptic,”EunHyuk says innocently.
“What do you want?”
“We’re gonna steal KyuHyun’s games. ALL of them. It’s revenge time.”
“YES!” DongHae sits up and has an excited look on his face.
“Then we’re gonna run away and pray to Shisus that Kyu does not find us.”
“Sungmin hyung will stop him...Let’s go!”
A/N2:If anyone wants to see how stealing GameKyu's games went,I will gladly write a side story of it. ^^
Pairing: EunHae
Length: One Shot
Rating: G
Warnings: Fail. Taking revenge on Maknae in the end.
Summary: Only EunHae could come up with a coffee drinking contest and take it seriously.
A/N: Part of the 100 SuJu fanfictions. Enjoy.^^
EunHyuk doesn’t know why a stupid argument turned into a contest. An argument over types of fish with DongHae turned into an agrument about coffee. An argument about coffe turned into a contest to see who could drink more coffee.
He feels stupid for even trying to take DongHae on with this stupid contest. All he knows is that whoever has the bigger bladder or the most tolerance for caffeine wins.
The smell of coffee fills the kitchen of the eleventh dorm and it’s delicious. It never tastes as good as it smells, unless it’s from Starbucks.
“You ready for this?” DongHae asks as he pours the hot liquid into two cups.
“I’m not sure.” EunHyuk thinks that death by coffee is a horrible way to go.
“Paaansy.”
“Shut up! I hope you burn your fingers!”
“HyukJae, you’re so mean.” DongHae feigns hurt and sits across the table from EunHyuk and pushes the cup towards him.
“I smell coffee.”
“KyuHyun!!” DongHae says. “You ARE alive!”
“Well,duh..You saw me yesterday. Why do you guys have coffee?”
“It’s stupi-”
“You guys are getting old..you need your energy right?” KyuHyun asks.
“We have plenty of energy..”
“It’s a coffee drinking contest.”
“Yeah..You guys are just...Fail.” KyuHyun leaves the kitchen and goes back to the living room.
“Not as bad as YeSung!” DongHae yells.
“Do you have to yell? He’s right in the living room,” EunHyuk scolds and plays with the cup.
“You nervous?” DongHae smirks and takes a sip of the coffee.
“No.”
“Do you want sugar or creamer?”
“It’s safer that way..”
They put a good amount of sugar and creamer in the coffee and begin the contest. And it gets repititive. Until-
“I have to go to the bathroom..” DongHae pushes the cup away.
“Yeah,me too.” EunHyuk pushes his cup away also and stands up.
“I feel sick.Too much.” DongHae goes towards the sink.
“NO! Everyone in this dorm will kill you! Go to the bathroom!” EunHyuk pushes DongHae away.
“But this is closer..”
“NO!”
They race to the bathroom only to find it’s locked. KyuHyun isn’t in the living room anymore.
“Cho KyuHyun! If you do not get out of the bathroom-”
“What are you gonna do to me hyung?!” KyuHyun asks from inside the bathroom.
“Feed you to HeeChul! That’s what!!” EunHyuk threatens.
“I’m so scared!”
“Kyu, DongHae is sick! Let him in!”
“That’s what you get for having this stupid contest!!”
“Kyu,please?” DongHae asks with the most heartbreaking voice.
“NO!”
“Fine. Hae, you go upstairs to your dorm.” EunHyuk pushes DongHae away from the bathroom door.
“But-”
“Just go. “
DongHae goes upstairs and EunHyuk tries to get the maknae out of the bathroom. He uses all sorts of bribery and nothing will satisify the stubborn maknae.
“What’s going on?” YeSung asks.
“Stubborn maknae and I have to go to the bathroom!” EunHyuk points to the door and is on the verge of tears.
“This is all YOUR fault!!” KyuHyun says.
“KYUHYUN!!”
“No!”
“Hyung is begging you! I’ll do anything you want!”
“No.”
“YAH! CHO KYUHYUN!!’
“LEE HYUKJAE!”
“You guys are loud,” RyeoWook says. “Hyung,just go upstairs to the twelfth floor.”
EunHyuk runs out of the dorm and up the stairs and bursts into the twelfth floor dorm.
“Bathroom! Bathroom!”
“It’s open,” EeTeuk says. Then he gives his dongsaeng a strange look and watches him run to the bathroom. When he comes out of the bathroom after he’s done, he sees a DongHae laying on the couch.
“Hey..DongHae.You awake?” EunHyuk bends downs and pokes his best friend.
“Yah. What was that for?” DongHae asks.
“Haptic,”EunHyuk says innocently.
“What do you want?”
“We’re gonna steal KyuHyun’s games. ALL of them. It’s revenge time.”
“YES!” DongHae sits up and has an excited look on his face.
“Then we’re gonna run away and pray to Shisus that Kyu does not find us.”
“Sungmin hyung will stop him...Let’s go!”
A/N2:If anyone wants to see how stealing GameKyu's games went,I will gladly write a side story of it. ^^