yeah, that works. and Sam can be one of Jesus' wizards with a tail and a large magical whip, in case anyone has a problem with us. and then when your supposed to die for everyones sins. You wont. You'll justr be like, "Fuck You Guys". And then if people question you on that, i'll tell my buddy Zues to make some lightning bolts and throw them onto all the people.
No see I'll use my shamen magic to make a clone of myself and I'll sacrifice him for everyone's sins. Then while everyone's focused on "me" dying I'll get Moses to come over and we'll have double penetration anal sex with 7 year old boys. Then once I'm finished with that I'll sneak into the tomb of the dead clone and randomly come out and say that I've come back from the grave. People will freak! Then you can say that I actually did all this shit because we love them and then you can get away with starting wars in your name and fucking people over with your magic tricks for thousands of years and no one will question us.
Yeah that sounds about right. Then after that you can help me manipulate 4 or 5 dipshits into writing a few bullshit stories on how you and I are the greatest beings or thoughts that have ever existed. And then we can come up with a great rule saying that no one can worship anyone but me, through you. And if they don't, then they will be cast into the pits of hell. And then we can tell all the Ministers to start up all kinds of daycares and schools. Then give 20 or 30 young boys and just say: "Go on Father John! Molest Away!"
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