Zwei: B is for Bullshit

[i_keehl_you]

Well, I didn't get trashed on New Year's Eve. Or wasted, or even buzzed. I fucking hate drinking laws.

I heard a guy got shot, though! Just like in a mobster movie.

You still have porn I can borrow, Kank? I need me some kinky thrills to make up for the fact that I didn't get laid on New Year's either. Fuck THAT.

Comments

[dexterous_fake]

What are you twelve? If I handed over some porn to you kid I could get my ass in jail.

Besides, I only share my stash with those that would make me laugh my ass off at.

Use the internet, I'm sure you can fudge your age there. Probably about the only place you could legally get in where they don't think you're some pubescent girl.

[wings_of_art]

Drinking laws? Hu what? This is Sin City! There are plenty of places where no one gives a shit how old you are!

[ardent_devotee]

It wasn't like in a movie. He was really hurt.