Apr 05, 2005 17:30
- Mypenis ate my homework.
- Sorry I'm late, i was playing with Mypenis.
- I'm sorry, officer, I didn't know I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.
- Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
- I love giving Mypenis a bath.
- At night, I sleep with my penis in my hands.
- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.
- Mypenis needs more excersise, he weighs over 50 pounds.
- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.
- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?
- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.
- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.
- Keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.
- Whenever i get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.
- I think Mypenis is getting old becuz he wont get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
- Help! I can't find Mypenis!
- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but i was looking for Mypenis.
- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.
- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer, but i have to take Mypenis to the hospital.
- On no, I think something bit Mypenis.
- Be careful and don't step on Mypenis.
- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.
- Stop kicking Mypenis.
- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
- Mypenis is truly man's best friend.
- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but i think he looks better standing at attention.
- There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.
- I've trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.
- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.