More details at eleven...

[i_love_english]

Okay, Okay, I know that it has been a ridiculous amount of time since I've written anything, but now that my days of writing and grading papers are over I can begin my summer of boredom where I have time to do things that I would not normally do...like date. Yes, date. With the recent departure of my very best friend Jonathon to the other side of

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WHAT?!?!?

[greeneys]

YOU?!? You are going to start dating again? My fears of a hot hell are over....thank you carrie...j/k I love you!!

Dating?!?!?

[thepoetremage]

Now she starts dating? Good luck. lol. A few things have changed since your last one. Now you have to ask permission from the 3 headed ant aliens and bring the dead carcass of a sewer rat to your date. The bigger the rat the more he has to pay for your date. Take it to the door, bite of the head and say, "I like Patty Melts with Swiss Cheese." After that it's pretty much the same...that end of the night pudding wrestling is tricky though..but after the first 2 rounds it gets pretty easy. Kissing was way easier.