The Battle of Unclean Water: An Epic Struggle of Man vs. Toilet

[i_love_my_trek]

This afternoon while the rest of you were attending classes or doing something productive or fun, I was involved in an epic battle for survival against none other than.....my toilet

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Master of the Tiles

[yourfsuconcious]

Matt,
You are amazing. That was an excellent entry....PRIMA!
Some notes:

You receive 5+ bonus points for facilitating a foreign language (German) blitzkrieg

I knew that I would have to put my life on the line and try to make it across or die by eventual starvation on the raised tiles. I would have to jump for it. I was not about to leave this world surrounded by dirty toilet water. I said a prayer to God and I made a leap of faith.

Nice facilitation of the Afterlife and Faith. Also, +2 for using severe strength in times of trial.

Also, +2 for facilitating your available tools after overcoming your adversity. Good selection of your industrial strength plunger...that was good in these trying times no less.

"I called in the back-up of a mop and mopped up the remaining pockets of resistance off the war-torn landscape of my bathroom floor."

An additional +3 points is awarded for this sentence because you have related yourself to current affairs and the Rummy.

Very nice, sir. You have my livejournal respect.

Re: Master of the Tiles

[i_love_my_trek]

Thank you. I am honored by this praise from the master of Live Journalism.

[pristine12]

wow, that was like the huckleberry finn of all toilet adventures that ive ever heard in my life....touche.

[jenseminoles]

Now I know who to come to if my toilet starts acting up.... =)