My mom and I went shopping and for the first time in my life, I would have preferred to be at home. That is how I first knew something was wrong. Of course, the inability to swallow, breathe easily, and talk were also good indicators. But shopping was more relevant ( Read more... )

I have four dollars. I can totally buy myself an elephant ear now.

I had just turned onto Eureka from Biddle, and I was driving and stuff, and this jeep of boys comes up beside me and they start smiling and waving and crap. I was just like whatever and waited for the stupid light to turn green and they drove away. I didn't really think anything of it, but then they cut right in front of me and proceeded to drive ( Read more... )

8 seniors showed up to march in the parade on Friday and yes, Kmet was upset. He told me he is really disappointed with our class and that he is choosing to simply remember us for four and a half years, not five ( Read more... )

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Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride
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I don't really get along with insensitive people...

Well, my dad decided to be nice to me for no real apparent reason, which means my mom has to double her bitchiness ( Read more... )

Both of my parents are assholes.  It's seriously the best fucking thing ever.

And if my dad doesn't pull his head out of his ass and not act like a fucking woman, I'm pretty much going to disown him, too.

It'll be great.

Ms. Zeld informed me today that I wouldn't be giving lessons anymore because Kera is too busy now ( Read more... )