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i_love_porn

Hey Babes.

Jun 30, 2006 05:15

Hey all you young thangs out there. I was told this LJ thing was good for pickin' up the ladies as well as finding some good porn. Anyone have any good links to some porn? Tsunade has been pestering me all day about actually TRAINING Naruto WTFOMG now I need to unwind.

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yondomebaby June 30 2006, 09:37:13 UTC

OH. WELL LOOK WHO IT IS. Maybe you didn't see the message that I left you on your movie billboard? The one that said JIRAIYA YOU BASTARD YOU'RE DEAD TO ME ps. DON'T TOUCH MY SON? In blood?

Now will SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE MY JACKET IS!

i_love_porn June 30 2006, 09:41:48 UTC

oh? that was you? Thought the bloody billboard was Gaara going crazy or some shit like that. Never liked those sand nins

I think Tsunade has your jacket Yon. Besides I never touched your son. just your daughter

yondomebaby June 30 2006, 09:45:10 UTC

Tsunade? WHY THE HELL DOES TSUNADE HAVE MY JACKET? She's gunna stretch it all out in the front, and then it won't fit, and I had that specially tailored and...

... wait, what, I have a daughter? Who am I going to have to pay child support for this one OH YOU ARE SO DEAD FROGMAN. RAGE AND RUIN

i_love_porn June 30 2006, 19:24:55 UTC

Hahahahahahaha, I'd like to see you try dead-man. Didn't know they had interweb in Heaven. Or did you end up in Hell?

EDIT:aw crap just read your journal How about some porn to appease you. You have been missing out on the last 14 years of the stuff. Unless you get Pay-per-view in heaven. We should get together and get drunk and get some hookers like we used to.

istealevas_lol July 2 2006, 15:48:05 UTC

Hello! :D I love porn, too. ♥

illguideyouhome July 3 2006, 15:39:05 UTC

TRAIN ME! I need to be stronger.

i_love_porn July 3 2006, 21:45:29 UTC

Sexy-no-jutsu and we can talk. HELL NO. Go find me some porn boy.

wait...need something to keep him out of my hair...

Umm...Alright, here is a puzzle. Part of your training, as a ninja must be able to solve mysteries as well...

A man lays dead in a sealed room. A puddle of water is on the floor next to him. How did he die?

Mull on that for a few days and get back to me. Genius! He'll never figure it out.

ichaicha_rakuen July 4 2006, 13:08:58 UTC

Yaaaa, Jiraiya-sama.

How're you getting along with the next book? I need more pr0n. I'm running out fast-

And I never did get to see the movie.

i_love_porn July 5 2006, 02:30:35 UTC

I can get you into the next Premiere of my next movie for some hookers. We are in post-production of Icha Icha Pencils. Send those hookers and we'll talk. They better be hot.

ichaicha_rakuen July 5 2006, 02:32:43 UTC

I seeeeeee....

Well, I'll do my best. If you're into guys, I have it on best authority that Gaara is gay. Go hit on him - if he doesn't want to talk to you, tell him that you can give him tips on hooking up with Naruto.

i_love_porn July 5 2006, 18:52:35 UTC

EWWW!!! Dude. Only the ladies. My producer has me working on an 'alternative' book, but I'm not gay.

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