Morality

[i_love_roman]

Ok, so there I was sitting on the bus on Sunday...  The 29 bus....

(NB For non-Londoners, I have a little song I sing about the 29 bus.  It goes "Every single f**king time, there's a nutter on the 29". 
There are many variations after this point, which usually improve in artistic quality, but that is the traditional opening line. It gives you a

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[i_love_roman]

I know! curses! It's the 29 i tell you! I want to start up a website were popel can come together and share their experiences!!

[i_love_roman]

Ahh, bless you! it's 3rd most dangerous bus route in London. It's not just the crime either - you get on that bus and its nasty and degradeing. You will be shouted at, sworn at. My own personal expreiences are interesting, nevermind those of my friends as well. I was on the bus last Sunday, gawping out of the window, when a nasty group of lads got on. One of them had a lovley picture of a women engaged in sexual activity with a donkey, which he kindly insisted on showing me. My friend Cara got rid of him with the brilliant line of "Is that how you like your women?" at which he moved away , whilst shouting that he was going to beat her up and rape her.

That is normal for 3pm on a sunday afternoon.

[emidala]

you're a hero, lou!! :)

[i_love_roman]

*Strikes heroic pose, flicking back that cape over one shoulder*