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Q: What's Michael Jackson's Favorite song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."
Q: How many times does 35 go into 12?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.
Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?
A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them.