Ahh, summer. The sweltering heat and my terribly long hair plastered to my sweating back. Ain't this the life? As I relax back onto the disgustingly cushiony lounge chair and sip my martini and watch the light of the sun on the pool glimmer and reflect painfully into my eyes, I am temporarily blinded and transported into the white region ( Read more... )

Ah, live journal, I so rarely actually write in you. Oh how you have been missed. And to show just how much I've missed you, I am writing a poem ( Read more... )

Now, sit back. Prepare yourself, this could possibly be the biggest mystery of the century. Forget the mystery of missing socks, forget the puzzle of people who study too much. Forget even the mystery of the Bush Administration for I present you with ( Read more... )

HA! I got my permit today finally! Once they passed that fucking fifteen and a half rule, I knew it was all over for me. I had done the learnig online in November, so I basically forgot everything in time for today. Only six wrong! HA! Now I get to drive. Which, I admit, has me a little scared. I didn't realize we had to take a picture ( Read more... )

Hmm, so uh. yeah. Live journal. What a fucking bad idea.