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1 we go way back, seriously. i've been friends with you for the longest out of everyone, and i think we'll be friends for-e-ver. we've had some good times, hanging out for like, half an hour an my dad thinking we went out to smoke. there are plenty of good times to come, too.
2 looking back, i never really had a problem with the awkward silences either. you've changed a lot since i first met you, and i'd say it's mostly for the better. you used to always make me feel better, even when i was depressed for no reason, and i kind of miss that. there's a lot i'd like to say, but i'll leave it with saying that i'm glad we're still good friends.
3 i met you this year, and that's about it. no i'm kidding. but i dunno what to say. you're weird and i used to hit you a lot because i thought i could beat the shit outta you. you have a weird back. it's awesome.
4 i met you this year, at band camp i believe. we traded instruments after practice one day and my crotch hurt real bad. but it was fun. you're always working or busy or something, but i think we should definately hang out more.
5 we were friends and then we weren't friends and my friends hated you and bah, it was a smidgen weirder than most friendships. but we're closer than ever and i make cool things for you to show off and for your mom to fix cause i suck. and your cousin made fun of me that one time. he's mean.
6 you used to hate me, but it's alright cause i hate you now. i'm kidding, but you are an asshole. but for some reson, you still have a lot of friends. i don't really get it.
7 you were one of my first new friends in highschool, and one of the coolest. anything i could say would totally give this away to you, but probably not to anyone else. in my yearbook-thing you wrote a lot and it reminded me of all the good times that we used to have as freshmen that i never think about anymore. may my clicky frog rest in peace.
8 you're one of my closest friends! i'm at your house frickin, all the time. it's like, the only place i ever sleep. only not really. i'm exagerating. but i love you! and your parties, and your mom, and watching adult swim and the learning channel. i forget stuff at your house a lot.
9 for some reason, i can tell you just about everything. i think i'm the most open with you out of every one of my friends. and it's okay that you listen and don't really say much. sometimes i just have to talk and not stop. you were the first to know about a lot of stuff, and sometimes i think you knew before i even told you. i never see you anymore, and i miss being best friends.
10 i pretty much just met you at the end of this year, through band and you being friends with my friends. i like you, we should probably do something this summeer. and you're better at everything this one chick teaches you and it's funny to me but probably not to her.
11 OH DEAR GOD, I LOVE YOU! we're crazy when we're together and i love it. i love drivingout to your ex-boyfriends house late at night only to hang out with your other ex boyfriend. i love talking to you because we totally understand eachother and it's great. let's go get drunk.
12 you are mean to me, and you mock me, and you tell everyone that i look like the fat little boy from that one movie, and you do dumb stuff to my car. but i love you anyways. i don't know how i put up with your bullshit. we both love bane, and i don't know what else to say. excuse me for enjoying the simple things in life, like driving by when the streetlights come on and stuff. i can't take you anywhere.
13 i met you this year, and i think we should hang out more. we work like, right next door to eachother. you used to hang out with us a lot, but lately you haven't been around much and i miss you! i feel bad about that one thing that happened on new years, but let's not get into that.
14 i'm supposed to take you on a secret mission to retrieve some stolen goods from a particular asshole's residence. i'm blowing the situation out of proportion, but i'm italian, what do you expect? we've been freinds since middle school, and i'm really looking forward to this fall and the AP classes we will have together. you and your new man were totally made for eachother i swear.
15 we used to be pretty tight, but now all we have is our nods to eachother in the hallway. i hope to see you maybe once or twice this summer, because i miss the good times we had when we used to be in love with sugarcult.
16 you aren't currently in the country [dead giveaway], and i'm very upset that i didn't get to spend some time with you before you left. that's all my own fault though. you'll probably never read this because you're too busy having an amazing summer, but i want you to remeber all the crazy jokes we had, the disputes with a third person over who is better: mario or sonic, and being best friends with a complete fake.
17 i dunno if you read this, but i totally love you and we have to hang out more. your boyfriend has a weird name and i like to make fun of him. you have lovely hair. it's so rainbow-y.
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18 we sat next to eachother during a class that i got picked on a lot in. you annoy me a little bit sometimes, but i still like you so it's alriiiight. your fucking dog bit me. but i guess that's what i get for lighting his ear on fire.
19 i love your stick figures! oh my god they make me laugh to the point of peeing my pants. we definately need to hang out this summer and write crazy movie remakes together. i don't know what i would have done this year if you weren't in my government class and swiddy's to get yelled at for talking and given dirty looks by mr carpenter and crazy notes from susan and sexy looks from sarah demos through the door. that was totally a run on sentence. go me.
20 you can't smell! but i S2 you anyway.
21 we saw modest mous together last summer, which was amazing, and did art club together, which totally wasn't even a club. i hope we get to hang out some more this summer because you're bunches of fun and i think it's about time you had a turn with our joint custody camera.[slash edit.]