The pressure of this life is so you can't be held responsible

[i_novander]

It is not a good time to be my right hand. I mean, if we're honest you pretty much never want to experience life from the perspective of my right hand, but right now it is a dangerous time. Today I broke a bottle of cider while opening it and then cut my hand on the resulting shard. Saturday morning I stabbed it while not dying in a fake fire.

Comments

[esoteroticist]

p sherman 42 wallaby way sydney

do I win something?

[i_novander]

No, but if you're ever unsure of how awesome you are you can just think "P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney oh hey it's pretty cool I knew that. Man I should watch that again." Except maybe you don't say things like oh hey and man... as much as me. Feel free to word it however you like.

[esoteroticist]

Often when I think it it's followed by "no no no eating here tonight you on a diii-et" and then "I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy. Hello squishy!" and then "just keep swimming just keep swimming" and then "I am a nice shark" and then often I just close my eyes and basically the film plays. Apparently I don't need to watch it any more. It's like the Lion King.

[extolment]

Without looking at anyone else's comments, for some reason Wallaby Avenue has popped into my head. I am probably supremely wrong, as I can't even remember where that is from.

[extolment]

Ohhhhhhh.