"I was just going to say... If you really *are* a virgin, and ever decided you didn't want to be, I'd be more than happy to oblige in a masculine yet tender way."
Well hey, advice or pseudo I got plenty of! And I wouldn't mind talking to you, since I like you and you're fun. VS catalogs are plentiful so I don't technically need yours, unless you have stapled a photo of you in your Lara Croft outfit to the front. If you have one of those then please send it, in fact I demand it.
I am vaguely aware of the problem and its resolution, but I still think a chat would be not entirely unwarranted. I won't try to do the guy thing of fixing things; I can listen, sometimes!
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thanks for the offer, though!
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I am vaguely aware of the problem and its resolution, but I still think a chat would be not entirely unwarranted. I won't try to do the guy thing of fixing things; I can listen, sometimes!
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