Oh shit...

[i_pick_my_nose]

...I've almost never been so drunk in my life. Last night I got so bloody fucked up whoever let me get behind the wheel was a complete fucking moron. Apparently I drove to a park down the road from the house we were partying at in Holly fucking Hill. I passed out on the steering wheel with the fucking car on and woke up an hour later out of gas

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[anonymous]

maybe not so false

[i_pick_my_nose]

How am I supposed to know?