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i_rule_more

Mmmm...

Apr 25, 2007 09:32

I like beans. And donuts. And cheese. And onions. I like eggs too. Scrambbled, boiled, fried, fertilized... Oooooh food. I love food. I can't tell you how much I love food. More than I love anyone. Even God. Last night, I came up with an amazing plan. I decided that, since I love food so much, I should marry food. I began to construct ( Read more... )

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cathubodva April 25 2007, 18:12:39 UTC

o.O

jeffiner86 April 25 2007, 18:38:20 UTC

I concur. I followed it until I got to the part about hot anal sex.

I'm pretty sure that is against his religion. You CAN worry about that Ashley ;-) Remember, Ash. WE LOVE YOU!!!

evil_emo_llama April 26 2007, 02:18:21 UTC

Seconded. Or thirded?
Ditto to Jen.. this would be a worry that is most certainly warranted.

i_rule_more April 26 2007, 10:30:13 UTC

Just to clear everything up, this was not me. It was Melanie. In an act of unholy retribution that i should have seen coming (given how I wrote about lesbian dreams in her journal), she has commandeered my own and written these absurd things. While I do love food and cormican, I have no desire to sleep with either, that would just be bizarre. Just wanted to make that clear.

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