simulation 001; video

[i_run_you_chase]

[here, have a video. It's a smiling, pleasant-looking man in his mid thirties. He has the calm air of someone who has practiced saying this into the camera a few times.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Jarod DiCaprio, and I've recently taken post on board this ship along with a few new wardens. I'll begin serving on board staring just about---[he

Comments

[cantblameagirl]

Like that handsome fellow who played that tragic hero who died on that famous boat? [...She means Titanic.]

[i_run_you_chase]

[yay! you got the joke! Jarod thinks he's really clever] We share a few gene ties.

I'm Jarod.

[cantblameagirl]

[She watched a loooot of TV at home. :c] So you said! I'm Vala Mal Doran.

[i_run_you_chase]

Vala! That's an unusual name. Italian?

[gotgirlballs]

...shit.

Hey. Jarod. You wanna do me a favor?

[i_run_you_chase]

Are you having a problem with excrement?

[gotgirlballs]

Shut it, douchebag. And while you're at it, keep this in mind: don't play mind games with my inmate. I know what you do and I will make your life hell if you cross the line.

[i_run_you_chase]

Douche. Bag. This is an insult, yes?

1/PROBABLY MANY.

[you_run_i_chase]

[you_run_i_chase]

=D

[i_run_you_chase]

[you_run_i_chase]

[thegooddrjones]

Welcome aboard, Jarod. I'm Martha Jones, a fellow warden and the head of the infirmary here. Please let me know if you need anything.

[i_run_you_chase]

Pleased to meet you, Martha Jones.

Tell me, how extensive is your infirmary? Do you need any doctors?

[thegooddrjones]

We actually always need doctors. Are you a doctor, Jarod?

[i_run_you_chase]

I can be.

[rayney_day]

Yeah? Welcome aboard. Your brother's a whiny bitch.

[i_run_you_chase]

[smile = vanished]

[Jarod = utterly serious]

You've met my brother? He's here?

[rayney_day]

I dunno'. Cousin, whatever... You got the same second name as that famous guy - I assumed.

[i_run_you_chase]

[and cue a momentary crestfallen Jarod, followed by a falsely smiling Jarod]

Distant relatives.

I'm Jarod.