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Mar 25, 2007 17:18

Ok, let's analyze the facts. Scientifically.

~ The temperature is definitely more than 20 degrees warmer than my locale a few moments ago.
~ The flora and fauna are all dramatically different.
~ There is water.

Conclusion: I am not where I was before. Despite that, this is interesting! Is this meant to be an outdoor training exercise? I wonder if luminol spray works on the sand... It should, right? After all, sand is very sticky and almost solid when wet. Scientifically speaking, the blood stain would probably still be there unless the tide washed it away. Of course, any evidence in this climate would undoubtedly be damaged by the humidity. That and the monkeys I see milling about could cause some damage to any potential evidence. They seem to be examining me with a great deal of interest, though. I wonder if studying them could be scientific... Ah, are you offering me a banana? Scientifically speaking, this could be considered a friendship offering.

...Well! Note: When a monkey offers you a banana, don't take it unless you know for sure it's a banana.
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