(no subject)
AHEM- I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS BEFORE YOU ALL RETURN TO WHATEVER DREARY STATE YOU ARE IN AFTER LAST NIGHT'S FESTIVITIES.
NUMBER ONE: IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED THAT I WEAR GOLD. IN ADDITION TO PURPLE AND DARK BLUE, I WILL BE CONSIDERING THIS SHADE FOR FUTURE FASHION. YOUR IMPUT, MORTALS- AND I SUPPOSE IMMORTALS TOO- WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED, FOR I DO WANT TO MAINTAIN A CERTAIN AURA WHEN I COLLECT YOU IN THE FUTURE. BLACK CAN GET A LITTLE DULL YOU SEE.
NUMBER TWO: IF ANY OF YOU DIE, PLEASE KINDLY REFRAIN FROM TAKING YOUR SWEET TIME IN COMING BACK TO LIFE. I DO HATE FALSE ALARMS, AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A VACATION, NOT A TROPICAL BUSINESS TRIP.
NUMBER THREE: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUNTAN LOTION? I'M AFRAID MY BONES ARE GETTING RATHER BLEACHED- NOT GOOD FOR MY COMPLEXION. ANY SPF WOULD BE MOST KIND.
NUMBER ONE: IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED THAT I WEAR GOLD. IN ADDITION TO PURPLE AND DARK BLUE, I WILL BE CONSIDERING THIS SHADE FOR FUTURE FASHION. YOUR IMPUT, MORTALS- AND I SUPPOSE IMMORTALS TOO- WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED, FOR I DO WANT TO MAINTAIN A CERTAIN AURA WHEN I COLLECT YOU IN THE FUTURE. BLACK CAN GET A LITTLE DULL YOU SEE.
NUMBER TWO: IF ANY OF YOU DIE, PLEASE KINDLY REFRAIN FROM TAKING YOUR SWEET TIME IN COMING BACK TO LIFE. I DO HATE FALSE ALARMS, AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A VACATION, NOT A TROPICAL BUSINESS TRIP.
NUMBER THREE: DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SUNTAN LOTION? I'M AFRAID MY BONES ARE GETTING RATHER BLEACHED- NOT GOOD FOR MY COMPLEXION. ANY SPF WOULD BE MOST KIND.