Excuse me, everyone!
I'm sorry to have interrupted your day, but there seems to be a slight problem with animal control here. I know that it can be difficult keeping track of every animal that runs free, especially in... an environment like this, but there's a point to where these types of things can become too dangerous. Those monkeys and wild dogs don't seem to be the domestic type.
So, please, can I speak to the one in charge? Someone needs to address this issue, for the sake of safety.
And afterwards, if someone wouldn't mind telling me where I am and how to return home, that would be appreciated, too. I wasn't finished rearranging my tea cup collection.
(('sup it's Jen and this is
Ky. And yes, he's being completely serious. Strikes are also easily hackable. :<))