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[wood_n_broom]

For anyone who doesn't know how to deal with this, since there seem to be vampires popping up everywhere, a head of garlic or two pieces of wood tied into a cross shape should do the trick if you...find any of them...interested in you.

If you need help with those things, I might be able to help you out some. Bloody hell, I wish I'd payed more attention in Defense Against the Dark Arts...if only they were as easy to understand as quidditch...