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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS. WHAT EXACTLY IS SO PLEASURABLE ABOUT DRINKING? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME (THE FIRST BEING IN SOME BACKWATER PUB BACK IN DISCWORLD) THAT I'VE EVER UNDERTAKEN SUCH AN EXPERIMENT AND I THINK THAT I- (BOTTOMS UP!) - MIGHT HAVE MORE LUCK THE SECOND TIME AROUND, ALTHOUGH REALLY THIRD CHARM'S THE TIME. I MEAN THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
...WHERE WAS I AGAIN? OH YES- SO NOW I'M AT DRINK- HIC! - FORTY-SEVEN AND I STILL DON'T THINK THAT I'VVVVVVVEEEE COME TO A DEFINITE CONCLU-- WHAT WASH I JUSHT SHAYING, HIC?
OH YESH. I'VEEE HAD ABOUTSCHS A MILLION DRINKSH NOW AND I THINK THESHE COCO...WHAT WERE THEY AGAIN? SOMESHING ABOUT NUTSH. IT DOESN'TSCH REALLY MATTER IN THE RUN LONG-- I MEAN LONG RUN--I MEAN...WHAA?
THE POINT ISH ISH THAT THISH ISH AN EXPERIMENTSCH-- HIC!-- AND SINSH I'M A PROVERBIALWHATSHAMACALLSIT I CAN BE PERFECSHLY SHOBER IF I WANTED TOO--HIC! BUT SINSH THISH IS A...A SOMESHING, I CAN BE DRUNKSH ASH MUCH ASH I WANTS.
...I THINKSH I COULD BE FRIENDSH WITH THAT BROWN THINGSH OVER...OVER THERE.
((if anyone's ever read Mort (and I highly suggest it!), Death goes on a quest to discover the meaning behind humanity's greatest pleasures, among them dancing, gambling, fishing, and of course: drinking! He is right in saying that he could be sober if he wanted to, but he'd rather figure out what's so good about getting trashed. Talk him out of it, if you want. Oh and uh...He might fall asleep on you or something.
EDIT: Going to bed; will try to tag again tomorrow, hic!))
...WHERE WAS I AGAIN? OH YES- SO NOW I'M AT DRINK- HIC! - FORTY-SEVEN AND I STILL DON'T THINK THAT I'VVVVVVVEEEE COME TO A DEFINITE CONCLU-- WHAT WASH I JUSHT SHAYING, HIC?
OH YESH. I'VEEE HAD ABOUTSCHS A MILLION DRINKSH NOW AND I THINK THESHE COCO...WHAT WERE THEY AGAIN? SOMESHING ABOUT NUTSH. IT DOESN'TSCH REALLY MATTER IN THE RUN LONG-- I MEAN LONG RUN--I MEAN...WHAA?
THE POINT ISH ISH THAT THISH ISH AN EXPERIMENTSCH-- HIC!-- AND SINSH I'M A PROVERBIALWHATSHAMACALLSIT I CAN BE PERFECSHLY SHOBER IF I WANTED TOO--HIC! BUT SINSH THISH IS A...A SOMESHING, I CAN BE DRUNKSH ASH MUCH ASH I WANTS.
...I THINKSH I COULD BE FRIENDSH WITH THAT BROWN THINGSH OVER...OVER THERE.
((if anyone's ever read Mort (and I highly suggest it!), Death goes on a quest to discover the meaning behind humanity's greatest pleasures, among them dancing, gambling, fishing, and of course: drinking! He is right in saying that he could be sober if he wanted to, but he'd rather figure out what's so good about getting trashed. Talk him out of it, if you want. Oh and uh...He might fall asleep on you or something.
EDIT: Going to bed; will try to tag again tomorrow, hic!))