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Ahhhh, it's the most wonderful time of year! No, no, not that time, islanders! The time when, like a massive flood of so much crimson from an open wound, people poor forth! Haha! Such a lovely visual! I wonder, if I cut open the ground, would more temporary citizens burst forth? I would give it a try, but I am afraid I lack a viciously pointy object!
So, I shall leave that to whoever sees fit to tear open the lovely genderless island on which you all find temporary, or, some of you, permanent residence! Always a laugh, isn't it? But now now, I cannot help but be curious! Just how many of you are temporary! It's so hard to keep track of visitors when it is just a sea of new faces! It would be rather hilarious for a true newcomer to be lost in this sea of madness!
Hilarious, in that, they may make a good friend, only for them to disappear the next day! Oh, the humanity! Hahaha! So come one, come all! Let me be your one day stand! Your one hour buddy! Or, if you prefer, allow me to cause a form of trauma on your person so I will forever be burned into the farthest recesses of your mind when you leave! Don't be shy now, I promise not to bore you! Unless you are boring. Then I may need to forcibly entertain myself!! Hahahaha!
So, I shall leave that to whoever sees fit to tear open the lovely genderless island on which you all find temporary, or, some of you, permanent residence! Always a laugh, isn't it? But now now, I cannot help but be curious! Just how many of you are temporary! It's so hard to keep track of visitors when it is just a sea of new faces! It would be rather hilarious for a true newcomer to be lost in this sea of madness!
Hilarious, in that, they may make a good friend, only for them to disappear the next day! Oh, the humanity! Hahaha! So come one, come all! Let me be your one day stand! Your one hour buddy! Or, if you prefer, allow me to cause a form of trauma on your person so I will forever be burned into the farthest recesses of your mind when you leave! Don't be shy now, I promise not to bore you! Unless you are boring. Then I may need to forcibly entertain myself!! Hahahaha!