May 21, 2008 20:07
[ if one should be so inclined to look about, one might notice what appears to be a giant anchor scurrying across the sand. On closer inspection, the anchor seems to be carried by a horde of monkeys, because clearly the monkeys on the island have too much time and boredom on their paws. Further observation will yield a girl chasing after them, still trying to tug on her boots and adjust her clothes. ]
GIVE IT BACK, YOU STUPID MONKEYS!!!!!
[ one may wish to look away now and pretend they saw nothing. ]
((ooc: yes, May was bathing, and they snagged her anchor, but it's taking a lot of them to carry it. Angry pirate is violent angry.))