To be a damsel in distress?
Huh... so the girls in stories usually get to marry a prince once they're rescued from some horrible danger or something, right? Everybody loves a damsel in distress! A delicate maiden who bolsters men's egos by always needing their help, and gets away with thanking them with only her sweet, heartwarming smile... Ooh, that's the life!
But how's a girl supposed to go about becoming a damsel in distress, anyway? Getting kidnapped isn't something that just happens whenever it's convenient... even though Ion always made it look so easy.
Ohh... what did he do that I'm not doing? Maybe if I figure this out, I'll have my prince on a white horse waiting just around the corner!
But how's a girl supposed to go about becoming a damsel in distress, anyway? Getting kidnapped isn't something that just happens whenever it's convenient... even though Ion always made it look so easy.
Ohh... what did he do that I'm not doing? Maybe if I figure this out, I'll have my prince on a white horse waiting just around the corner!