Aug 04, 2008 16:32
WELL I DON'T SEE WHAT ALL THE TRAGEDY IS ABOUT. OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ALL DIE, EVENTUALLY YOU'LL ALL COME BACK TO LIFE AGAIN, UNLESS THIS REALLY IS THE END, IN WHICH CASE MY VACATION WILL HAVE TO BE CUT SHORT. OH DEAR WHAT IF THEY ALL WANT TO PLAY CARDS LIKE THAT ONE GIRL?
AND BESIDES, SURELY THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO FALL ON TOP OF YOU, LIKE MYSTERIOUS PEOPLE FROM THE SKY. THINGS LIKE THAT HAVE A TENDENCY TO GIVE YOU A GREAT DEAL OF PERSONAL GRIEF ON A COMPLETE STRANGER'S BEHALF, WHICH MUST BE MUCH LONGER LASTING THAN BEING, ER, CRUSHED BY THE MOON.
ALSO, LEGEND DOES HAVE IT THAT THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE- PERSONALLY, I FIND THAT A RATHER SUMPTUOUS NOTION.