*There is a young man with white hair sitting outside of a cave. Said young man has
a very sizable sword in his lap. Having finished cleaning it, he sticks one end in the ground and gives the handle a turn. Flames shoot down the blade, and from the accelerator issues a mighty--- CHING CHING!*
...
*CHING CHING!*
Dante, what the fuck did you do to my sword?