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A letter addressed to me, huh? I wonder why I'd get one out of all people. Oh well. This better be something good! Maybe it's from back home? Is this about my job? I'm one hell of a worker! This could be my paycheck inside this letter! ... Nah.
Dear Miss Kamio,
Thank you for your interest in Island's Alcoholics Anonymous. Inside this letter are pamphlets that explain our recovery program and give a general idea of how I.A.A. works. The most important step in our program is admitting that the alcoholic (i.e.: you) is powerless over alcohol, and because of it, life has become unmanageable. It is often helpful for the alcoholic to talk with an I.A.A. member, because it may make it easier to understand the nature of the illness, and to accept I.A.A. help without the necessity of alcoholic palm trees.
Island's Alcoholics Anonymous is a program of a new way of life at the island without alcohol, a program that is working successfully for millions of men and women throughout the world, and in all walks of life -- regardless of thousands of coconuts being grown. The experience of I.A.A. members is that alcoholism is a progressive illness that cannot be cured, but which, like some other illnesses, can be arrested -- by staying away from the first coconut, one day at a time.
We would encourage you to get in touch with the nearest I.A.A. Bureau (i.e: the Island) to get further information on Island's Alcoholics Anonymous. It is encouraged to participate in every I.A.A. meeting, as it is mandatory.
The members are happy to offer help by sharing their experience, strength and hope in staying sober. One of the ways members stay sober is by helping other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.
We will be happy to have you aboard.
Best wishes,
The Island's Lackeys
P.S.: Child Protection Services called. Failure to participate in I.A.A. will result in removing your child from custody. ♥
... What the hell?! Out of all the jokes I've ever heard in my lifetime, this is one of the unfunniest ones EVER! This is sick! Sick, I tell ya! SICK! Threatening me to enroll in some silly as hell program is one thing, threatening to take Misuzu away is another.
I got one thing to say loud and clear: REJECTED!
(OOC: So Haruko just received a fake letter. Feel free to have your characters get one of their own if interested! \o/ EDIT Gotta go to sleep. Will tag back tomorrow! BACK!)
Dear Miss Kamio,
Thank you for your interest in Island's Alcoholics Anonymous. Inside this letter are pamphlets that explain our recovery program and give a general idea of how I.A.A. works. The most important step in our program is admitting that the alcoholic (i.e.: you) is powerless over alcohol, and because of it, life has become unmanageable. It is often helpful for the alcoholic to talk with an I.A.A. member, because it may make it easier to understand the nature of the illness, and to accept I.A.A. help without the necessity of alcoholic palm trees.
Island's Alcoholics Anonymous is a program of a new way of life at the island without alcohol, a program that is working successfully for millions of men and women throughout the world, and in all walks of life -- regardless of thousands of coconuts being grown. The experience of I.A.A. members is that alcoholism is a progressive illness that cannot be cured, but which, like some other illnesses, can be arrested -- by staying away from the first coconut, one day at a time.
We would encourage you to get in touch with the nearest I.A.A. Bureau (i.e: the Island) to get further information on Island's Alcoholics Anonymous. It is encouraged to participate in every I.A.A. meeting, as it is mandatory.
The members are happy to offer help by sharing their experience, strength and hope in staying sober. One of the ways members stay sober is by helping other alcoholics to achieve sobriety.
We will be happy to have you aboard.
Best wishes,
The Island's Lackeys
P.S.: Child Protection Services called. Failure to participate in I.A.A. will result in removing your child from custody. ♥
... What the hell?! Out of all the jokes I've ever heard in my lifetime, this is one of the unfunniest ones EVER! This is sick! Sick, I tell ya! SICK! Threatening me to enroll in some silly as hell program is one thing, threatening to take Misuzu away is another.
I got one thing to say loud and clear: REJECTED!
(OOC: So Haruko just received a fake letter. Feel free to have your characters get one of their own if interested! \o/ EDIT Gotta go to sleep. Will tag back tomorrow! BACK!)