...huh? Why would I get a cake now? It's not my birthday or anything, and it's the beginning of April. Well, Easter's coming up, I guess, but that's not really an explanation for this.
Unless...
Oh.
It's really been that long, hasn't it.
((HIATUS BROKEN. And, additionally, Big Boss and myself have now been here at Island for a full year sweet god almighty. There is now a cake. It is not a lie but it is in fact
something else.))